I’ve come up with a way to reestablish the currently trampled-on rights of smokers. I’ve invented the NoSmoke Hood. I don’t have a prototype for it yet, so let me describe it.
Its basic design is very similar to the picture below. It fits loosly around the head and snugly down on the shoulders. Mine has a clear plastic front, with a triangular protrusion to allow space for the cigarette or cigar. The smoker carries a small air purifying pack (can fit into backpack or purse). A set of tubes runs to and from that pack to the hood to carry the smoky air to the unit and clean air back into the hood. The unit will also have a small air-cooling device, to keep the smoker cool and comfy.
By using my invention, people can smoke away, anywhere and any time they wish and not face those ridiculous health regulations in public places or hear those annoying complaints from stupid, overly health-conscious bystanders.
I think I have a winner here. What do you think?
