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OK to Patronize–Not Nice to Patronize

Why does it bother me so much?  Am I that much of a pedant?  Maybe so.  But, please, people, learn how to pronounce “patronize.”  If you want someone to know that you feel you’re superior to him, go ahead and pat (rhymes with “fat”) ronize him.  If you’re going to buy something from his shop, you can pat (rhymes with “hate”) ronize the place.  In other words, pat (hate) ronize (and buy something at) a person’s funky little backyard art show and, when thinking that your pet poodle could do better by painting with his tail, you can pat (fat) ronize the artist with something like, “Oh, how quaint your work is.”

There.  I got it out of my system.  I hope.

“Wheel of…”–Discrimination?

“Wheel of Fortune” did it again.  This is the third time I remember.  The first one really sticks in my mind: a person said “Silicone” (as in “Valley”) in a pronunciation that is quite common–but not the one the show’s producers wanted.  Recently they disqualified a contestant for having dry-mouth and stumbling over the tongue-twister “Corner Curio Cabinet.”  (Let THEM try to say that a few times in a row!)  Each time a contestant lost in this way it was obvious to everyone, including the producers, that he was identifying the phrase accurately.

This is a form of discrimination.  Against those who are nervous or not good at tongue-twisters, of course, but potentially to others.  To avoid charges of discrimination, “Wheel” should screen people better, not allowing anyone on the show who is foreign-born, with English as their second language; from the South or other areas of the U.S. where variations in English pronunciation are the norm; or from ethnic groups with accepted languages variances (e.g., a Black person who says “ax” instead of “ask” is in trouble). And be sure not to accept applicants who have speech impediments or Tourette Syndrome.

In short, everyone who would compete on “Wheel of Fortune” MUST have perfect So. CA diction–or at least what the producers’ accept as such.

OR…the producers can learn to be reasonable, fair people.