For a change, let’s not shake our heads at what laws our legislatures are enacting right now. Instead, let’s look at some brilliant ones that have already been enacted in our fine country. Here are the places and what is illegal there.
Columbus, OH — selling cornflakes
Chico, CA — exploding a nuclear bomb ($500 fine)
Wyoming — taking a picture of a rabbit in June
Arizona –being an illegal drug leader without registering first
Minnesota — mixing male and female washing together on a clothesline
Maryland — mistreating oysters
Alabama — driving a car while blindfolded
New York — shooting rabbits from a moving trolley
Cheyenne WY — taking a shower on Wednesday
California — peel an onion in a hotel room
New Jersey — frowing at a police officer
North Carolina — sing out of tune or use an elephant to plough cotton fields
Florida — sing while wearing a bathing suit
Maine — bite your landlord
Key West FL — race turtles
And, finally, Wisconsin — serve pie without cheese (but this one makes sense)