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Why Rocket Tests Have Glitches

Poor Orion.  Like many of its predecessors, before it was successfully launched  it had several glitches–from wind to malfunctioning valves.  

I figured out WHY this keeps happening.  It’s the Martians.  See, they’re pretty smart beings (ask Ray Bradbury).  That’s why, many moons ago, they secretly transported a colony to Earth.  Their sole purpose over the years has been to set up invisible wind machines, sneak into a rocket and discombobulate valves, loosen panels, and perform similar bouts of interference.

Why?  Put yourself in their position.  They know we’re headed to Mars.  They’ve seen how we overpopulate and have little consideration for nature.  Their version of Fox News reports our riots and wars.  In their opinion, would You want US to visit your home planet?