Newborn Receives his First Bill

NEWS FLASH…From ODonnell JustKidding News:

The baby boy born yesterday in-flight from San Francisco to Phoenix has already been introduced to the harsh realities of life.  Although his mom had paid for all the “extras,” like luggage, a snack, a pillow, and engines on the plane, she didn’t pay for her son’s ticket.  Her absurd excuse is that he wasn’t born yet.  But he DID ride the airplane, first inside her, then out on his own, the airlines argued.  By the time the new family made it home, Baby [Blank, to protect his identity] had received a personal bill from Southwest Airlines for his unpaid seat on the plane.  Welcome to the world of commerce, Little One!

[It could happen….]

Travel Smarts

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