[Here’s a tongue-in-cheek quote…or is it a possibility?]
“Think about it, Skipper,” Loving insisted. “[McDonald’s] is strategically placed all over the globe. They got more than twenty-six thousand outposts worldwide. The U.S. Army has fewer than a hundred. McDonald’s also has more than a million workers. They’re immensely wealthy. They’ve already brainwashed our children and addicted them to their products. They’ve destroyed the health of the human species and made us all fat and lazy. They could take over the U.S. in a heartbeat. And after that, the rest of the countries would fall like dominoes.” (Death Row, by William Bernhardt, p. 238)