Want a good groan today? What better way to celebrate Halloween? My regular readers know that I love a bad (there are no good ones) pun. So here you go….
- What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests! - Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit. - What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines. - Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’
Cos everyone was a goblin. - Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich. - Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound. - What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer. - What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs! - Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart. - Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.