Hire better teachers by giving them a more thorough interview. Ask prospective teachers about their education, experience, educational philosophy, attitudes toward children and learning. Then take them to the firing range to see how they handle a gun. If they pass all of your expectations, you have a winner. If they pass only the first part but want nothing to do with firearms, they’re out. Those who are just bum shots—you’ll have to decide how much it will cost to train them to hit the tall people instead of the short ones.
I got this idea from the Arkansas Christian school (note that public schools all over are considering following suit) whose principal pointed out that it’s their “right as American citizens and Christians to protect [their] children.” So, they’ve armed their teachers and have armed people at their church services, as well, so that God doesn’t have to work overtime to protect the flock while He’s being worshiped.
Gives new meaning to the old saying, “Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.”
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