Want to say “Take this job and shove it” but aren’t sure what your new profession could be? Take stock of your talents. There are many little-known yet vital careers out there waiting for you: Odor Tester; Hair Boiler; Light Bender; Professional Whistler; Fountain Pen Repairer; Wrinkle Chaser; Ostrich Babysitter; Furniture Tester; Golf Ball Diver; Whisky Ambassador; Dice Inspector; etc. Go to http://www.jobprofiles.org/library/weird-jobs for descriptions and a list of 37 such fascinating occupations that may be just up your alley (sorry–bowling alley pin-setters aren’t used anymore).
I, myself, may become a Fortune Cookie Writer. Such gens as You are about to embark on a profession that will make you the life of any party and You’re as cracked as this cookie. Whadaya think?