After watching the news for some time, I realize the motivation for men who commit crimes: they need money to buy a razor.
Just look at their pictures. None is clean-shaven, and most have at least a 5:00 (and 6:00, and 8:00…) shadow.
So, I propose taking up a collection to buy a million (to start with) disposable razors to give out to men contemplating committing crimes. I figure that should cut our crime rate in half.
Are you with me?
Immigrants refuse to learn English, our national language, and cause greatly increased crime in our neighborhoods. We hear this all the time.
The National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine have completed a two-year study of 41 million immigrants to the U.S., and, yes, they included the 11 million who are not here legally. Their report is an eye-opener. You can read about it at the Omaha News/Nation. Here’s the upshot, though: today’s immigrants are assimilating rapidly into our country, learning English as soon as they can, getting an education, finding jobs, advancing in careers, and–here’s the kicker– they’re not as likely to commit crimes as the rest of us American citizens.
Gives us something to chew on, doesn’t it?