In keeping with my promised (threatened?) week of silliness, here are some Christmas bad (there are good ones?) puns:
- Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
- What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
- What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
- What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.
- What do Santa’s elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
- What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
- What do grapes sing at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly.
- What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.